1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:02,211 Julian: So look, I'm just hanging out 2 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,712 on this corner there, right? 3 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,380 When this dude comes blowing out the store 4 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,757 and he can see that the police car is after him, man. 5 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,592 So he just pushes the stuff off on me, 6 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,219 the gun and the money. 7 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,721 And I'm just like, you know, what's happening? 8 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,972 And then, bang, man. 9 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,474 The police are drawing down on me 10 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,267 and I'm the one that gets busted, dig? 11 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,852 Not the perpetrator, me. 12 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,482 So that's your legal defense, Julian? 13 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:26,443 It's your basic the other dude did it? 14 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,861 Yeah, it's the truth. 15 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,451 These are smart people on the jury, Julian. 16 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,495 You expect them to believe this doo-doo? 17 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,871 Julian: Hey, wait a minute, man. 18 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,540 You're supposed to be my lawyer, right? 19 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,417 How many times have I gotten you off, Julian? 20 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,961 - Some. - Well, how many? 21 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,712 Excuse me, Your Honor. 22 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,172 But it looks like the people are going to have to object 23 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,757 to the introduction of priors or 24 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,176 Mr. Tatton's got a case for appeal. 25 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,970 Counsel, approach the bench. 26 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:04,439 Seven times. Robbery, burglary, assault. 27 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:06,733 - Oh, come on. - Mr. Hershberg? 28 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,903 Seven times, and he's still on the street! 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,822 Does this make sense to you? 30 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:14,324 Mr. Hershberg, you are courting contempt. 31 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,493 Okay, maybe he had a bad childhood... 32 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,704 - Now that is enough! - But I'm sorry. 33 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,455 He's basically still the worthless bag of... 34 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,499 - Mr. Hershberg! - Hey, I don't gotta take this! 35 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,168 Mr. Hershberg, approach the bench now! 36 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,094 And since the courts don't have the stones to do it... 37 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,013 - Oh! - Bailiff! 38 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,264 You can't do that, man. I got rights! 39 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,557 Take it easy. Come on, let's go. 40 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,017 You are in contempt, Mr. Hershberg! 41 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,476 Take him downstairs! 42 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,894 Thank you, Your Honor. 43 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,938 Compared to this job, jail's a pleasure! 44 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,232 Dirtbags in, dirtbags out! 45 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:51,111 Swimming upstream. I'm going nuts! 46 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,863 - Calm down! - I can't take it anymore! 47 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,406 Can you give me 20 years? 48 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,700 I mean it. It would be a vacation! 49 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,871 [theme music] 50 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,298 [instrumental music] 51 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,546 Thank you. 52 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:20,427 Not a good day for Sid Hershberg. 53 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,053 Last week, it was a D.A. in Torrance. 54 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,347 Tore up his files and threw them at the judge. 55 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,850 Let me take you away from all this. 56 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,643 Lunch later? 57 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,146 Oh, no, no, not a great idea. 58 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,440 What? You can't even be seen with me at lunch? 59 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,234 Just until after the elections are over. 60 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,570 Getting pretty sick of this sneaking around, Grace. 61 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,071 Just a second. 62 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,615 Do you realize that we have not even been 63 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,950 to a restaurant together? To a move or a play? 64 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,119 Mm-hmm. 65 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,121 Just a few more weeks until we don't have to worry about 66 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,706 the gossip, the newspapers, the television... 67 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,458 I don't know how to break this to you. 68 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,752 But I am not Prince Charles and you are not Lady Di, 69 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,670 And this is a little Muni court race. 70 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,798 No one remembers or even cares 71 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,674 that you changed your mind about getting married. 72 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,343 It was no big deal. 73 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,719 Ditching the groom at the altar, 74 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,471 hand in paw with a gorilla is... 75 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,182 Yesterday's headlines, Grace. 15 minutes of fame. 76 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,725 Tomorrow they're all gonna be buzzing about 77 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,895 how Sid Hershberg punched out his own client. 78 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,773 Maybe you're right, maybe. 79 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,066 So... 80 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,611 where do you wanna go to get lunch? 81 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:23,198 I can't. I have homework to do. 82 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,367 - Meet the candidates. - That's tomorrow night. 83 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,286 Yes, and I have to give it every spare minute I've got. 84 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,413 The press will be there. 85 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:34,125 - What time tomorrow night? - You don't really wanna come. 86 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,544 - Oh, yeah, I do. - No, you don't. 87 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,254 Yes, I do. I promise I will wear a suit. 88 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,173 I will not pick my teeth. You're just being paranoid. 89 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,883 Nothing's gonna happen. 90 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,846 Okay. It starts at eight. 91 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:51,810 Meet me there and we can go have dinner afterward in public. 92 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,646 You'll even let me hold your hand? 93 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,981 Maybe. 94 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,162 Douglas: If you would take your seats, people? 95 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:14,374 It is once again my unpleasant task to remind you 96 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,085 of your tardiness regarding weekly accounting 97 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,087 of your billable hours. 98 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,631 Last week, only Stuart Markowitz 99 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,258 had his report in on time. 100 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,844 A certain other attorney who shall remain nameless, 101 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:29,806 Miss Kelsey, is behind more than four weeks on her reports. 102 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,641 People, please. 103 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,519 When accounting is late, billing is late. 104 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,022 When billing is late, cash flow 105 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,900 like a clogged sewage line is reduced to a trickle. 106 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,484 Need I elaborate? 107 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,611 [chuckles] 108 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,571 Now on a more upbeat note. 109 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,699 A sizeable attaboy to Arnold Becker 110 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,868 for recognizing the cinematic potential 111 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,037 of Hillary Mishkin's "Rose Bush" 112 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:56,249 and in securing for this firm a 2.5% share in 113 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,043 the profits of same. 114 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:01,546 For those not aware, the film has opened to glowing reviews 115 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:05,300 and even more importantly, boffo box office 116 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,427 and business is even better the second week. 117 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,137 Moving on. 118 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,848 Victor, you're representing Jeffrey Sullivan 119 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,308 in his cocaine trial? 120 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,060 At my request, yes. 121 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,021 Apparently, the boy trusts no one but Victor. 122 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,649 And Sullivan, Sr. was eloquent 123 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,067 in his plea for representation. 124 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,693 Like father, like son. 125 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,904 Now, now, the boy may have embarrassed us. 126 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,489 But he's entitled to the best defense nevertheless. 127 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,324 Proceeding. 128 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:34,079 Who is Evelyn Frost as regards the Gwendolyn Merrywell Trust? 129 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,955 The late Ms. Merrywell set up a trust 130 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,207 for her niece and nephew. 131 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,209 And on their deaths, their share was 132 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,878 to provide assistance for the poor of Beverly Hills. 133 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,672 Douglas: Defined as what exactly? 134 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,633 Any poor wretch without his own swimming pool? 135 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,510 The nephew has died 136 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,845 and the trustees haven't distributed a dime yet. 137 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,847 The niece wants them to live up to the intent 138 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,058 to help poor people wherever they live. 139 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,102 Very noble, Miss Kelsey. 140 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,062 Though perhaps you're forgetting 141 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:02,816 your fiscal responsibility as a partner in this firm? 142 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,902 The trustees are sitting on $80 million. 143 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,488 And if my efforts can get them to spend some of it 144 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,407 to alleviate some of the suffering and misery 145 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,701 in this world, I happen to think that's more significant 146 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,120 than generating fees for this firm. 147 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:20,542 Well, I suppose if you shake an $80 million dollar tree, 148 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,377 something is bound to fall our way. 149 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,799 Finally, Turtletaub versus Turtletaub. 150 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,761 Unfortunately, we've just found out 151 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,723 that Mr. Turtletaub has been less than candid 152 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,474 about his community assets. 153 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,560 And Miss Perkins is handling this? 154 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,228 Well, she expressed an interest in family law 155 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,647 and since I'm branching into entertainment, 156 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,357 it seemed to make sense. 157 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,192 Anyway, I'll be backstopping her. 158 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,155 Arnold, what the hell is going on here? 159 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,657 I thought we had an equitable agreement worked out. 160 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,744 According to our investigator, your client's been hiding assets 161 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,871 in a holding company in the Netherland Antilles. 162 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,665 The same client who testified under penalty of perjury 163 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,334 that he was too impoverished to provide support for his wife 164 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:06,546 and child, forcing my client to take boarders into her home. 165 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,425 It's possible there was an oversight. 166 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,052 Where else has he got it stashed? 167 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,179 The Cayman Islands maybe? Switzerland? 168 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,433 Perhaps my client could be persuaded 169 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,186 to throw another $100,000 into the community pot 170 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,146 in consideration of a speedy settlement. 171 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,981 With all due respect, Miss Dupree, 172 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,609 I think your client is a bum and a liar. 173 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,319 And until we've had the opportunity 174 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,696 to fully investigate all of his financial assets, 175 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,406 there can and will be no settlement. 176 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,158 - Arnold? - Don't look at him. 177 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,910 You're dealing with me. And we're off the table. 178 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,371 Well, the truth is, I don't know how much 179 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,123 I'm gonna be able to help you, Jeffrey. 180 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,875 Come on, Mr. Sifuentes. 181 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,168 You must have gotten hundreds of guys off 182 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,795 for lots worse than this. 183 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,963 Jeffrey, it's a dead bang loser. 184 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,548 It was entrapment. 185 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,883 Where do you see entrapment? 186 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,096 At the prelim, they played a tape of you boasting 187 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,098 to the cop that you'd be able to get him the greatest stuff 188 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,390 north of La Paz. 189 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,059 I wasn't read my rights. 190 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,977 Twenty three people heard him read you your rights. 191 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:06,356 Mr. Sifuentes, now don't take this the wrong way. 192 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,069 Can we buy our way out of this? 193 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,446 Whoa, listen, kid. That ain't gonna fly. 194 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,031 Now if you're serious about that, you go find 195 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,241 yourself another lawyer. 196 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,617 [laughs] 197 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,620 I was just joking, okay? 198 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,372 I swear. 199 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,499 Just tell me what you want me to do. 200 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,293 Okay, I'm suggesting that you plead guilty. 201 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,170 Now it's a first offense. 202 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,130 I can probably get you probation 203 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,551 and 45 days in the county jail as a condition. 204 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,760 [chuckles] 205 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,512 I can't, Mr. Sifuentes. 206 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,180 I know I'm driving you nuts 207 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,599 and you're doing a great job, really. 208 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,144 But if I cop to a felony, it'll screw me up 209 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,603 with the ethics committee. 210 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,938 I'll never be a lawyer. 211 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,606 Do you realize that you're looking 212 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,066 at state jail time if you're convicted? 213 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,277 The jury will like me. I can be very charming. 214 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:56,072 The jury will resent you for being a spoiled rich kid. 215 00:10:56,072 --> 00:11:00,034 I knew this guy and he got busted with a gram in his car. 216 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,245 Now he cops to a misdemeanor possession, 217 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,788 he does a year with a shrink 218 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,623 and has it totally taken off his record. 219 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,208 I'd do that. 220 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,835 Jeffrey, you were selling cocaine. 221 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,753 They don't let sellers cop to a mis. 222 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,674 All my life, all I ever wanted to be was a lawyer. 223 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,551 Don't let 'em take my dreams away. 224 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:23,474 Okay. I will talk to the D.A. 225 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,186 You want me to go with you? No, no. 226 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,105 You're gonna do great. 227 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,233 Really. 228 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,360 You haven't spent dime one on the poor. 229 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,864 Take a look at this portfolio, my dear, 230 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,033 and tell me what you see. 231 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,993 Drive down Olympic Boulevard, Mr. Jarrett, 232 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,453 and tell me what you see. 233 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,080 People sleeping in dumpsters, eating garbage. 234 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,000 Ugliness, Mr. Jarrett, which can't be made pretty 235 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,627 by some fancy little graph 236 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,045 in your accountant's coloring book. 237 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,755 I see no cause for indignation. 238 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,382 People are starving, sir. Some are dying. 239 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,676 As far as causes for indignation go, 240 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,720 I'd say that's a damn good one! 241 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,306 What would you have us do? 242 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,475 Here is a list of charitable foundations 243 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,143 which serve the needy. 244 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,479 They're all consistent with the spirit of the trust. 245 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,314 And all you have to do is sign the check. 246 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,358 Just a minute. 247 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:17,320 Every one of these institutions is outside the city limits 248 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,240 and the language of the trust is quite explicit. 249 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,076 To the poor people of Beverly Hills. 250 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,870 Ann: She wanted to help the homeless. 251 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,747 And if she had ever thought that poverty 252 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,415 would be extinguished in Beverly Hills, 253 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,125 she would have marked the money for poor people 254 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,835 in other towns. 255 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,588 My client's job, young lady, is not to play would have, 256 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,423 could have or should have. 257 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,801 As trustees, they must give the words 258 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,053 of the trust strict construction. 259 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,347 The fact remains, there are no poor people 260 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,932 in Beverly Hills at this time. 261 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,934 It's too late anyway. 262 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,894 This year's interest is already in escrow. 263 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,189 We're building a park in Miss Merrywell's honor. 264 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,607 What? 265 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,402 Yes, with a beautiful marble statue. 266 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,070 It's a lovely tribute. 267 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,655 You're not spending that money on a park. 268 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,198 I'll get an injunction. 269 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,158 Tucker: Not to lecture you on the law, Miss Kelsey, 270 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:08,079 but the dispute here is a matter of an interpretation. 271 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,999 And since yours is contrary to the express wording 272 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,251 of the trust, no judge in the world 273 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,253 will give you an injunction. 274 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,797 Any attorney worth her salt should know that. 275 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,758 You say the trust is for the poor people of Beverly Hills? 276 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,927 - Mm-hmm. - Fine. 277 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,764 Then it's the poor people of Beverly Hills 278 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,182 who will stop you. 279 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,906 Ann: And without the injunction, Your Honor, 280 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,117 the fund will be severely drained by buying 281 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,869 and developing that park. 282 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:51,372 The injury to my client will be both immediate and irreparable. 283 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,207 What client, Your Honor? 284 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,585 Beverly Hills has no poor people. 285 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,254 Now if we can't take judicial notice of that fact, 286 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,923 I direct the court's attention to the affidavits 287 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,550 from the City Tax Assessor. 288 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,470 Your Honor, you need not own property to be a resident. 289 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,889 Residency is satisfied by the intent 290 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,474 to remain indefinitely. 291 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,434 Fine. Then show me a person with that intent. 292 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,144 I'd like to call a witness, Your Honor. 293 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,938 Well, this is not an evidentiary hearing, Miss Kelsey. 294 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,899 Can't you just give me a declaration? 295 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,318 Your Honor, this witness neither reads nor writes. 296 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,653 She does have a story to tell, however. 297 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,864 And I think the interest of justice would be served 298 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,324 by letting her testify. 299 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,242 This is most inappropriate. 300 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,620 I'll ask the questions. Call her up here. 301 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,081 Miss Flaherty? 302 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,670 Where do you live, Miss Flaherty? 303 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,339 In Beverly Hills. 304 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,716 Where exactly in Beverly Hills? 305 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,094 Mostly in Roxbury Park. 306 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,097 Sometimes in peoples' backyards if nobody's home. 307 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,183 And you sleep in Roxbury Park? 308 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,519 Yes, I do. 309 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,647 And do you live all by yourself, ma'am? 310 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,899 I don't like other people. 311 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,734 I'd cut the first bastard that messes with me. 312 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,112 - Bailiff? - Come on, let me have it. 313 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,322 Keep away from me! I'll cut you! 314 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,782 No one is gonna hurt you, ma'am. 315 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,742 - Miss Kelsey? - Katie, please. 316 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,744 Come on, come on. 317 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,162 Can you just give it to me? 318 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,457 I promise I'll hold it for you. 319 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,169 Okay. 320 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,629 You ain't lied to me yet. 321 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,050 Okay. 322 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,265 Judge Aaron: Thank you, ma'am. 323 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:39,188 Do you know how long you've lived in Beverly Hills? 324 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,773 [chuckles] 325 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:45,194 Almost eight years. I come from Chicago in '78. 326 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:49,073 Sorry damn place, almost froze me plumbin'. 327 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,992 Judge Aaron: Why Beverly Hills? 328 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:55,788 I like the people and the cops don't hit you! 329 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,709 And I, I like those fruit trees. 330 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,127 And I like the sounds of it. 331 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,547 Livin' in Beverly Hills. 332 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,175 [laughs] 333 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,969 Do you ever move around to other towns? 334 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,556 I live in Roxbury Park! I don't like other places! 335 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,516 I just stay home! 336 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,894 All right. Well, thank you, Miss Flaherty. That'll be all. 337 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,478 All right. 338 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,023 In light of the foregoing, I'm satisfied for now 339 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,608 that Miss Flaherty lives in Beverly Hills. 340 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,902 I'm therefore going to grant plaintiff's request 341 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,445 for an injunction. 342 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,779 I'm going to also place this case 343 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,281 on the advanced trial list. 344 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:33,326 Now the matter of Miss Flaherty's residency, 345 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,244 of course, can again be addressed at that time. 346 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,329 That'll be all. 347 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,122 Can I see counsel at the bench? 348 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,014 Settle this thing, Mr. Tucker. 349 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,850 Even if you somehow dispose with Miss Flaherty, 350 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,603 I'm sure that there are other such people similarly situated. 351 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,856 Now that would mean, sir, that your whole case 352 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,567 would come down to convincing me that your proposed park 353 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,527 is for the benefit of these people. 354 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:12,156 You don't want your whole case to come down to that, do you? 355 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,373 - Marilyn? - Victor. 356 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,832 Nice to see you again. 357 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,461 Have a seat. 358 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,760 Not there. That was my grandmother's chair. 359 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,347 It's a beauty. 360 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,185 I've been looking for a chair like that. 361 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,022 Afraid I can't help you. 362 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,275 Now I assume you didn't come here to discuss 363 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,651 interior decorating. 364 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,736 Right. The Sullivan case. 365 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,655 Plead to the felony, a year in County. 366 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,992 A year? Come on. Clean kid, first offense? 367 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,368 Let's cut to a mis. 368 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,203 Your clean kid was a major dope dealer 369 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,664 on campus 'til he moved his act to your law firm. 370 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,208 That's hearsay, Marilyn, which you can't make stick. 371 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,588 Nice to know you haven't changed at all, Victor. 372 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,674 Even now that you're defending a better-paying class of scum. 373 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,678 You got something against me? 374 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:19,682 The Angeletti case, Russell Putman? 375 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,226 You know, I have gone against you five times. 376 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,729 And in each case, you have used every back door, 377 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,273 unethical hustle to get your client off. 378 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,816 That's my job. 379 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,694 That's your job? Obscuring the truth? 380 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:34,947 [scoffs] Look, there's no truth to be obscured here. 381 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,158 I'm not denying the fact of what the kid did. 382 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,243 But you can't deny that there's 2,500 cases 383 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,995 backed up downtown. 384 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:44,915 20,000 inmates in a jail system that's designed for 12,000. 385 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,709 You got murderers, rapists. 386 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,337 You got violent criminals to worry about, Marilyn. 387 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,297 I just think that in the scheme of things, 388 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,049 Jeffrey Sullivan is pretty small potatoes. 389 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,717 No misdemeanor. 390 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,761 Plead guilty to the felony or no deal. 391 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,222 No deal. 392 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,768 I'm gonna nail that kid. And I'm gonna nail you. 393 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,853 And I'm gonna love every minute of it. 394 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,482 I'll see you in court. 395 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,362 Mitchell: The defendant reached under the dropcloth 396 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,072 and extracted a baggy filled with 397 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,240 a white powdery substance resembling cocaine 398 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,034 which he handed to me. 399 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,495 As I took it from him, he said, "Where's my $1,000?" 400 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,497 What did you do at that time, Detective? 401 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,666 I told him he was under arrest, read him rights 402 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,334 and took him into custody. 403 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,462 Thank you, Detective. No further questions. 404 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,964 Mr. Sifuentes? 405 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,966 Detective Mitchell, did any money 406 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,552 change hands between you and Mr. Sullivan? 407 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,845 No. 408 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,639 Oh, so in other words, when you seized 409 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:44,225 the baggy from him, there was no real transaction, was there? 410 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,353 I didn't seize anything. He delivered it to me. 411 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,730 Second, it's against LAPD policy 412 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,107 to carry cash around like that. 413 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,737 Detective Mitchell, what did you do with the baggy 414 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,115 that you say you confiscated from the defendant? 415 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,908 I placed it in an evidence bag. 416 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,743 - Peoples Exhibit A? - Yes. 417 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,039 I'm just curious. 418 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,500 How could you be so sure, Detective Mitchell, 419 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:13,170 that this is the very same evidence bag? 420 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,840 I placed my initials on it with a felt tip pen. 421 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,426 R.M., right here. 422 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,136 I placed my initials on the baggy 423 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,304 in a likewise fashion with a grease tip marker. 424 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,184 Could I see that, please? 425 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,894 Is this some kind of trick? 426 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,354 What? No! 427 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,022 Move for dismissal, Your Honor! 428 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,899 Objection! Well, this is outrageous! 429 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,484 That's enough. 430 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778 I wanna see both attorneys in chambers, please. 431 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,660 Okay, what the hell is going on here? 432 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,246 Marilyn: Obviously, someone stole the evidence! 433 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,873 Victor: Without which the state cannot establish the elements 434 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,666 of a crime, Your Honor. 435 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,668 For all the D.A. can prove, Mr. Sullivan could 436 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,003 have been selling baby powder. 437 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,088 We have a taped transcript of the sale. 438 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,257 The testimony of the undercover agent. 439 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,176 Plus, the lab analysis of the evidence. 440 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,178 Admitting the report without the evidence in court 441 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,680 would deny my client his constitutional right 442 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,599 to confront and cross-examine the witnesses 443 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,143 and evidence against him! 444 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,520 Your Honor, at the very least, I'd move for a continuance. 445 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,105 Victor: To what end? 446 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,232 You're the one who said it was obviously stolen. 447 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,401 Do you have any realistic hope of finding 448 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,237 the evidence within the statutory time? 449 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,031 No, Your Honor. 450 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:25,784 Well, then I'm afraid he's got you, Miss Feldman. 451 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,828 I have no choice but to dismiss. 452 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,417 [indistinct chattering] 453 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,461 Mr. Sifuentes? Want to join us? 454 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,087 My dad's gonna take us out to celebrate. 455 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,297 Marilyn: Victor? 456 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,093 So you know, there's gonna be a full investigation. 457 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,887 Good. I'd like to know what happened, too. 458 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,723 - Oh, I bet you would. - What does that mean? 459 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,433 Everyone knows Victor Sifuentes 460 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,185 will do anything to win a case. 461 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,312 And if there's no other way, he just steals the evidence! 462 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,272 Victor: You have just bought yourself a lawsuit, counselor. 463 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,066 Yeah? 464 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,318 Well, in case you forgot, truth is a total defense, counselor. 465 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,320 Well, keep talking. Believe me, I can use the money. 466 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,155 I'm gonna see you disbarred. 467 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,160 Man 1: As a cop for 11 years, 468 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,247 and then six as a lawyer in private practice. 469 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,832 I know the junkies, 470 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,167 the thieves and the dope pushers. 471 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,836 And some of these guys, when they come up on their first rap, 472 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,338 you know they made a mistake. 473 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,924 But others on their first rap, 474 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:25,636 you know they're hardened criminals on the rise. 475 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,848 A judge needs to know the difference. 476 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,891 I know them when I see them. 477 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,143 And that's the experience I'll bring 478 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,854 to the Municipal bench. 479 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,313 Thank you. 480 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,898 [applause] 481 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,486 That concludes the candidates' statements. 482 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,239 The floor is now open for questions. 483 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,908 - Miss Van Owen? - Yes? 484 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,119 Miss Van Owen, isn't it true that 485 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,745 to most of your colleagues you are something 486 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,497 of a laughing stock? 487 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,082 I beg your pardon? 488 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,042 Isn't it true that you walked out on your own 489 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,254 wedding two weeks with someone in a gorilla suit? 490 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:06,385 Well, that story has been grossly exaggerated 491 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,430 and I won't even dignify it with a response. 492 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:13,684 Proving once again a picture is worth a thousand words. 493 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,394 Who's the ape, Miss Van Owen? 494 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,067 [laughter] 495 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,994 Grace, listen. 496 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,537 This whole thing's gonna blow over! 497 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,205 It will not blow over! 498 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,124 I can see the headlines now! 499 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,043 Candidate Van Owen goes ape at wedding. 500 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,253 It's over! I'm pulling out of the race. 501 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,296 I wish you wouldn't do that. 502 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,756 Michael, no advice. 503 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,466 Grace... 504 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,217 Everything has gone wrong from the day that I met you. 505 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:50,721 - Oh, come on! - Please, just leave me alone. 506 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,724 I'll call you. 507 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,018 No, don't. 508 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,936 I need the time to think. 509 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,986 [instrumental music] 510 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,875 Man 2: You're a difficult and ornery woman, young lady. 511 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,502 Thank you. 512 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,545 But I cannot believe that you expect us 513 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:27,174 to stand passively by while this crazed bag lady 514 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,636 of yours becomes the recipient of $80 million dollars. 515 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,304 That was never my intent. 516 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,556 Was it your intent to have every homeless 517 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,684 ambulatory schizophrenic in Los Angeles 518 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,352 move to Beverly Hills? 519 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,104 - Absolutely not. - Well... 520 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,400 Let her finish. 521 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,528 For those poor people who actually live in Beverly Hills, 522 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:50,781 I want a soup kitchen and residential housing set up. 523 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,284 For the larger picture, however, I will again give you 524 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,453 the list of charitable foundations 525 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,580 which serve the needy throughout Los Angeles. 526 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,833 I still think we can win this case 527 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,502 in a trial on its own merits. 528 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,798 Gentlemen, while I'm rattling my saber 529 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:10,592 and you are out watering your hydrants over what amounts 530 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:14,138 to a territorial dispute, there are thousands of people 531 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,348 in Los Angeles whose genuine suffering 532 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,934 can be alleviated with the funds from this trust. 533 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:23,313 I implore you, save us all the time and expense 534 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,858 of a trial which we both know you'll lose. 535 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,277 Do the decent and right thing. 536 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,487 Be the trustees of Miss Merrywell's spirit 537 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,531 as well as her money! 538 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,949 What do you say? 539 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,542 [instrumental music] 540 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:20,662 Grace Van Owen, please. Michael Kuzak calling. 541 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,664 She must be there. 542 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,417 I just came from court and I've been trying her at home. 543 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:31,507 Would you please tell her that I called? 544 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,758 Thank you. 545 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:37,638 We're not looking for a lengthy and bitter dispute here. 546 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,723 In consideration of which, we've compiled 547 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,226 a new and revised schedule of assets. 548 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:45,729 In the interest of fairness, our list of Mr. Turtletaub's 549 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:50,567 holdings now includes 125 shares of Aesop Productions, 550 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:53,112 gift from his father, part ownership in 551 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,448 the racehorse "Gimme a Turtle", 552 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,243 the bank account in the Netherland Antilles, 553 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:02,246 a 35-acre apple orchard in Oregon 554 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:06,959 and a coin collection valued at $458. 555 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:10,587 Okay. Well, it'll take some time 556 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,297 to investigate this new list. 557 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,049 In the interim, we'll be asking for 558 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,926 an immediate increase in monthly support to $8,000. 559 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,719 God Almighty. 560 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,304 I mean, you make it sound like I got a million bucks hidden 561 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,014 in some Swiss vault or something. 562 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,351 You cheap crook! You probably do. 563 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,019 Oh, that's great, great. 564 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,939 You know, you can sue us and we can sue you. 565 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:30,190 And by the time the dust settles, 566 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,608 the lawyers will be rich. 567 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,193 And there'll be nothing left for us to split up! 568 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,695 Your wife won't cave in to that sort of bullying, 569 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,280 Mr. Turtletaub. 570 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,949 Maybe she'll cave in to this sort of bullying. 571 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,367 What's that? 572 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,703 Photos, Miss Perkins, of Mrs. Turtletaub 573 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:45,205 in the backyard of her home sunbathing topless 574 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,456 with her lesbian lover. 575 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,041 - What? - Here's another. 576 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,961 - She's caressing her lover. - Let me see those! 577 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:55,465 Oh, for God's sake, this is Jessica Lehman. 578 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,218 She and her three-year-old live with us to help meet expenses. 579 00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,887 I'm not caressing her. 580 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,847 I'm putting suntan lotion on her back. 581 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,181 We plan to petition the court to appoint 582 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,850 a guardian ad litem to represent 583 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,435 the special interests of the child. 584 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:09,354 We also want Mrs. Turtletaub and her lover to undergo 585 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,398 a psychological evaluation. 586 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,525 How can you do this to me? 587 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,611 On the other hand, Mr. Turtletaub will not 588 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,404 contest the joint custody provision 589 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:20,073 of the settlement agreement as long as Mrs. Turtletaub 590 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,285 signs this amended agreement right now as is 591 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,078 and agrees to terminate her live-in relationship 592 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,622 with Ms. Lehman. 593 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,123 Even if you could prove a lesbian relationship... 594 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,666 Which you can't. 595 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,668 Mrs. Turtletaub's sexual orientation has no bearing 596 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,086 on the quality of care. 597 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,296 Woman 1: Why don't we just let the court 598 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,714 decide that, Miss Perkins? 599 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,925 You disgusting, low-life snake! 600 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,385 You can't even meet my eyes. This is such a crock! 601 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,472 There's no way I'm gonna let you poison my child. 602 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,140 You wanna hang out with your dyke friends, 603 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,600 fine, be my guest. 604 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,101 But you're not gonna raise my little girl! 605 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,312 Unless I sign the agreement, then it's okay! 606 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,314 You started this brawl, lady, not me! 607 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,524 I'll take her out of the state before I let you have her. 608 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,360 Miss Perkins, your client is threatening a felony! 609 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,903 Joan: You're the felon! 610 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,613 Hey, that's it! The hell with this agreement! 611 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,074 I wouldn't sign it now if you got down on your knees! 612 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,493 By the time I'm through, you wanna see that little kid, 613 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,119 you buy yourself a telescope. 614 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,454 Stop it! 615 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,206 You are disgraceful, both of you! 616 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,376 You're using a six-year-old child 617 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:13,961 to beat each other to death! 618 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,754 If you wanna punish each other, that's your own business! 619 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,423 But you have no right to destroy your child in the process! 620 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,468 How dare you use this woman's child to blackmail her? 621 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:24,221 And how dare you threaten to steal her from her father! 622 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,098 Do either one of you know what it feels like 623 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,058 to not be able to see your child? 624 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,894 Or even know where he is? Well, I do. 625 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,312 And as far as I'm concerned, 626 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,106 neither one of you is fit to be a parent! 627 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,408 I understand the poor and the homeless 628 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:45,867 have something to cheer about. 629 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,661 How did you hear? 630 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,664 Man by the name of Jarrett called me a while ago. 631 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:53,333 - Jarrett from the bank? - The same. 632 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,586 Said they're giving in to your demands. 633 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,296 He said he liked your stuff. 634 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,759 So much so, he's asked to retain you to handle 635 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:05,137 all the bank's future litigations. 636 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,723 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 637 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,391 Figures to be worth a half million dollars 638 00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:10,892 a year to us in fees. 639 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,478 I can't believe this. 640 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,647 Yes. 641 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,940 Well... 642 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,235 here's another surprise. 643 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,532 $87,000 to me? 644 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,367 In light of your rain dance, 645 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,870 we've decided to waive your buy-in to the partnership. 646 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,247 Hence the return of your contribution. 647 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,586 I don't know what to say. It's... 648 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,671 Well, it falls short of reflecting 649 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,466 how proud I am of you, Ann. 650 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:46,136 You did a great thing for a worthy cause. 651 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,263 And that check is just our way of saying 652 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,973 that we like your stuff too. 653 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:55,353 [instrumental music] 654 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,529 - Victor? - Marilyn? 655 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,533 Great looking shirt. 656 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:12,287 I've been searching all over for something in that color. 657 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,498 Since I got to figure that you didn't invite me out 658 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,042 to a $100 lunch to quiz me on fashion tips, 659 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:20,587 I'm gonna take a wild guess that this has something 660 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,963 to do with my lawsuit. 661 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,091 I wanted you to hear it from me. 662 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,218 There'll be some arrests this afternoon. 663 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,719 Oh, yeah? 664 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,472 Three court clerks. 665 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,224 For the last six months, 666 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,434 they've been stealing cocaine out of evidence. 667 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,686 Most of the time, the case gets settled before trial, 668 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,730 so it never gets discovered. 669 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,233 Yesterday, LAPD stung one of the guys. 670 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,485 And he rolled over on the other two. 671 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:48,281 Hmm. What you're saying is my client just got lucky. 672 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,827 - Looks that way. - Interesting. 673 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:56,373 And it sure does beef up my slander suit now 674 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:59,084 that you've lost your truth defense. 675 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:02,003 Victor, isn't there anything we can do? 676 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,256 I'd really like to settle this out of court. 677 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:09,177 What do you want from my life? You wanna see me squirm? 678 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,470 For starters. 679 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,225 What else? Anything. 680 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,812 Well, you could apologize. 681 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:22,315 I'm sorry, Victor. I really am. 682 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,609 A public apology. 683 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,320 I'll write a letter to "The Times." 684 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,905 And a press conference. 685 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,201 Okay. 686 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,248 Thank you, Victor. 687 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,834 I appreciate how reasonable you've been. 688 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,378 - And your chair. - What? 689 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:46,756 Your rocking chair. 690 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,800 Well, I write all my opening 691 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,343 and closing arguments in that chair! 692 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:52,095 That chair's priceless to me! 693 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,725 Okay, no problem. 694 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:01,771 Thank you. 695 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,316 Yeah. I mean, with a million dollar judgment, 696 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,776 I can go buy my own chair, right? 697 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,236 I'll have it delivered to your office. 698 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,532 - May I take your order? - Mm-hmm. 699 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,326 What's the most expensive thing on your menu? 700 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,123 [instrumental music] 701 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,414 Katie? 702 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,502 Katie? 703 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,629 Oh! 704 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:11,049 What do you, ahem, what do you want now? 705 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,135 I just came to inform my client that we won. 706 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:19,099 I get the money? 707 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,309 Well, you get food, clothing. 708 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:24,854 Oh, I do my own shopping. Give me some money. 709 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,731 It isn't that simple. 710 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,483 But if you go down and register at 711 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,443 the Residential Hotel on Burton Way, 712 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,070 you'll find you have a bed. 713 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,905 And, for food, they're gonna set up a soup kitchen 714 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,907 at the Presbyterian Church. 715 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,909 I ain't goin' nowhere. 716 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,953 But, Katie, these places are gonna feed you and house you. 717 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:44,708 Nobody tells me where to go and what to eat. 718 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,042 But, Katie... 719 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:49,671 If I wanted three hots and a cot forever, 720 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,131 all I have to do slit your throat. 721 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,882 Put that away. 722 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:56,094 You lied to me. You told me I'd get the money, 723 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,013 and you're keeping it for yourself. 724 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:01,433 But all I get is rules to follow and lines to stand in. 725 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,101 And places to go! 726 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,564 But, Katie, this is all being done to help you. 727 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,941 Help me? Give me money! 728 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,152 Just give me money, you want to help me. 729 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,695 If you ain't a liar! 730 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:24,831 There, now this is help. 731 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,541 This is helping Katie. 732 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,043 What are you gonna do with it? 733 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:31,046 None of your damn business. I do what I want. 734 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:34,090 This is help! Get to do what I want! 735 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,343 And I cut anyone else who messes with me. 736 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:39,095 Soup kitchen! 737 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:41,306 You're not telling me where to go. 738 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,975 Katie helps herself. Nobody helps Katie. 739 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,852 Katie helps Katie! 740 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,112 [indistinct chattering] 741 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,286 Corrinne, you wanted to see me? 742 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:04,913 Yeah. 743 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:09,000 I just stopped down in the wake of your outburst 744 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,670 to tell you that Garth Turtletaub telephoned me. 745 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,838 He and his wife sat down alone after the meeting 746 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,882 and they're willing to set aside the custody issue 747 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,342 for the time being. 748 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:18,927 That's good. 749 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,970 Assuming cooperation from your end, 750 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,473 I'd like to reconvene in the next couple of days. 751 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,141 See if we can't hammer out the agreement. 752 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,893 Fine. 753 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:31,856 As a personal aside, I'd have to say that you managed 754 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:35,694 to interject a refreshing dose of... 755 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,071 Naivety? 756 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,573 No, of morality to the proceedings. 757 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,868 Thank you. 758 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,954 Given time, you'll probably get over it. 759 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,420 - The woman of the hour. - Hi, Stuart. 760 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,839 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 761 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:57,757 Plus, I hear you made so much rain for this firm, 762 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,300 we're all gonna have to wear galoshes. 763 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:02,595 Speaking of which, Leland waived my buy-in. 764 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,931 I am gonna be able to pay you back in full. 765 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:07,183 Well, try not to get too excited. 766 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:08,726 I wish I could. 767 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,311 Are you kidding? 768 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,188 You just shook, what, $8 million dollars a year 769 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,982 from that trust? You're a hero. 770 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:17,318 That's what I thought until I went to tell my client. 771 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,029 She practically spit in my eye. 772 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:24,659 She doesn't want clinics or hot meals or clean beds. 773 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,161 What does she want? 774 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,662 A suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel? 775 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,873 - She wants the cash. - Oh. 776 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:32,459 She wants to be left the hell alone 777 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,378 which effectively means that not one nickel of that trust 778 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,839 is gonna get to her or to the thousands like her. 779 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,758 And you think this is your fault? 780 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,384 Society has abandoned them. 781 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,803 No. It sounds to me like they've abandoned society. 782 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:47,682 Okay, it's their fault, but what's the answer? 783 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,684 Are we supposed to just pretend they don't exist? 784 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,020 Roll up the windows, jack up the car radio 785 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,314 and try not to think about the homeless subculture 786 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:56,191 living out of their shopping carts. 787 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,526 Because the richest society in the world can't figure out 788 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,028 a way to take care of them? 789 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:02,947 Ann, money can't solve every problem. 790 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,574 And I'll tell you something else, 791 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,242 every problem can't be solved. 792 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,912 But at least now there's $8 million dollars a year, 793 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,997 compliments of Ann Kelsey, that's gonna help feed 794 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,041 and clothe and shelter an awful lot of people 795 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,792 who otherwise wouldn't have had anything. 796 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,586 I think that's pretty terrific. 797 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,379 I'll tell you something else. 798 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,714 I think you're pretty terrific. 799 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:25,470 - If you say so. - Yeah, I say so. 800 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,097 I also say you owe me dinner. 801 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,390 - You got it. - All right. 802 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,559 Le Singe? I'll make the reservation. 803 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,353 Isn't that pretty expensive? 804 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,939 Ann, you just got an $87,000 bonus. 805 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,524 You worried about dinner? 806 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:40,443 Money. Either I feel guilty for having it 807 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,654 or I feel cheated for not having it. 808 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,114 Okay, I give up. I'll tell you what. 809 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,449 I'll cook dinner at home. 810 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:51,746 I'll whip up a really dry tuna fish casserole. 811 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:55,583 And then we'll crack a bottle of really cheap jug wine. 812 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,461 - In bed? - Yeah. 813 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,213 - Sounds great. - 8:00. 814 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,340 Be there and bring your jammies. 815 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,636 [instrumental music] 816 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,933 [knocking on door] 817 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,309 Come in. 818 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,399 Ta-da! 819 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:23,987 [laughs] Oh, look who's back. You balloonatic! 820 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,989 Oh, your timing is perfect. 821 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,199 I have been aching to speak to you. 822 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,826 No, don't say a word. 823 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:33,121 For the first time in my life, I am really free 824 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:36,207 of all the things I was supposed to be. 825 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:41,004 A good girl, a good wife, a good judge. 826 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:45,550 And I'm finally free of Kevin, finally. 827 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,845 I was carrying around this guilt in my gut 828 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:52,765 and it was poisoning my passion for you. 829 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:56,436 But now I don't feel like he's this poor 830 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,605 helpless creature I mortally wounded. 831 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,064 And I know I'm babbling. 832 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,150 But, damn it, it feels so good. 833 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:05,278 And you have been so patient. 834 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:09,991 But I am so turned on right now. 835 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,661 So why don't you take this suit off, mister. 836 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,330 And we're gonna do something right here 837 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:17,248 in my office that we could get arrested for 838 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,167 in any other state. 839 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,710 I love you, Mickey. 840 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,590 I love you too. 841 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:30,386 [instrumental music] 842 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,551 [clattering] 843 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,976 [dramatic music] 844 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:34,659 Security? 845 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:35,994 This is Abigail Perkins 846 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,662 at McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney, Kuzak. 847 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,330 I think we have a burglar up here. 848 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,880 Take the back! 849 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,060 Dwight. 850 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:16,075 Freeze it, bub! 851 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:23,082 Fred, he's coming to you! He's yours! 852 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,877 I said, freeze! 853 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:39,140 The hell with you! You pushed my face into the carpet! 854 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,391 You wanna see me do it again? 855 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,684 Hey, hey, hey! Shut up! 856 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,439 What were you doing up here? 857 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:49,942 I've got a key, okay? I used to work here. 858 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,195 I left some paperwork behind and I came to get it. 859 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,362 He worked here? 860 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:54,906 Up until a few weeks ago. 861 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,449 Oh, you guys are in for it now. 862 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:57,784 My attorney's here. 863 00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:59,243 All right, what's going on here? 864 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,953 We got a call these guys made a drug pop. 865 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,455 They're not even real cops! 866 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:03,790 Now they say the old guy sucked it up 867 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,124 with the vacuum sweeper. 868 00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:06,542 I just checked the conference room. 869 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,919 If he had a stash in there, it's gone now. 870 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,420 Well, what about the baggy, huh? 871 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,172 What about it? It's empty. 872 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,757 It's soaked with carpet goo. 873 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:14,550 And it's got your crummy fingerprints all over it. 874 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,636 I don't know anything about this, Mr. Sifuentes. 875 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:18,888 I was just up here looking for some paperwork I left behind 876 00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:20,598 and these goons jumped me. 877 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,974 I'm gonna sue you guys for about a million bucks... 878 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,768 Doesn't this guy ever shut up? 879 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:26,062 Hey, aren't you gonna arrest him, huh? 880 00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:28,356 For what? Stupidity? 881 00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,525 If that were a crime, you guys would be doin' life. 882 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,776 Hey! 883 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,239 He's all yours, counselor. 884 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,742 Hey, hey, hey! 885 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:46,874 Thanks. 886 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:50,002 Do you believe this? I'm gonna file a lawsuit. 887 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,463 Assault, illegal search and seizure. 888 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,173 Go home, Jeffrey. 889 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,343 What? 890 00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:00,596 You don't really believe all this, do you, Mr. Sifuentes? 891 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,559 I swear, after all I've been through? 892 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:12,817 Those drugs probably belonged to the old black guy. 893 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:19,782 Go home, Jeffrey, now. Before your luck runs out 894 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,450 and I throw you through a window. 895 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,869 You got that? 896 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,289 Absolutely. 897 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,084 [chuckles] 898 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,419 Loud and clear. 899 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,717 Grace: And then I locked the doors 900 00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:41,846 and I'm running my hands all over his ape suit. 901 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,764 Telling him hot I am. 902 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,100 And all the things I'm going to do to him. 903 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:50,479 I almost raped the poor guy. 904 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:54,984 So next time, send me flowers like my other boyfriends do. 905 00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:59,447 Do you sort of coax your eyebrows up like that? 906 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,866 Or do they grow that way by themselves? 907 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:08,664 - I have them styled. - Styled? Really? 908 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:15,254 Look, Mickey, I know I've been difficult 909 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:16,881 these last couple of weeks. 910 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:23,387 And you have been incredibly sensitive and patient. 911 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,640 Well, I'm a very evolved person. 912 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,016 Not that evolved. 913 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:34,357 The point being is that I am finally 914 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,861 and totally unconflicted. 915 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,280 I don't feel guilty about Kevin anymore. 916 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,824 I'm actually relieved about not running for judge. 917 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:48,371 - Oh. So am I. - Really? 918 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:51,874 Well, you never would have gone out in public with me. 919 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:57,672 What I'm trying to say here is that now that we have, 920 00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,841 I'm experiencing this very pressing need 921 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:02,301 to be private with you. 922 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:04,845 Pressing where? 923 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:07,848 All over. 924 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:12,937 An extremely hot plate. 925 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:18,109 Uh, could you put... both the dinners, 926 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,653 plus the champagne, into a doggie bag? 927 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:24,282 And bring us the check right away. 928 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:27,326 Extremely... hot date. 929 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,330 Thank you, Mickey. 930 00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:35,710 [instrumental music] 931 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,308 [theme music]